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    Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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      What does Stephen King eat when he wants a cheesy snack?

      A Cheez-IT

      Okay, I’ll see myself out now.

      Write your cheesy writerly jokes below.

      Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

      #88068
      Linyang Zhang
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        @not-so-secret-secret-assassin :facepalm:

        Let’s see…do I have any good jokes…?

        Why don’t escaped convicts make good writers?

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        Because they never finish their sentences

        I’m not really one to make jokes, haha.

        Lately, it's been on my brain
        Would you mind letting me know
        If hours don't turn into days

        #88069
        Jenna Terese
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          I’m dead XD

          I'm a Kapeefer 'TIL WE'RE OLD AND GREY!
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          #88072
          Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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            Okay. Another.

             

            How did the rock climber end his chapter?

             

            With a cliffhanger!

             

            Heh.

            Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

            #88074
            Anonymous
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              @jenwriter17 Me too!

              #88086
              Linyang Zhang
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                @jenwriter17 @gracie-j

                Just like my characters!

                Lately, it's been on my brain
                Would you mind letting me know
                If hours don't turn into days

                #88122
                Jenna Terese
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                  @devastate-lasting oh my word XD

                  I'm a Kapeefer 'TIL WE'RE OLD AND GREY!
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                  Anonymous
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                    #88147
                    E. K. Seaver
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                      This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. 😂

                      The pen is mightier than the sword, but in a duel, I'm taking the sword.
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                      #88181
                      Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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                        Okay, new joke of the day,

                        So there’s a duck and everyone thinks this duck is the best novel writer to ever exist. BUT there’s another duck and everyone thinks IT’S the best novel writer to ever exist. Ya know what they call that? 

                         

                        A paraducks.

                        Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

                        #88182
                        Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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                          @devastate-lasting

                           

                          Oh, what a coincidence. My characters as well. Our characters have something in common, then. 😀

                          Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

                          #88202
                          Linyang Zhang
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                            @not-so-secret-secret-assassin Lolol. Very funny joke, haha. But it could also work with foxes.

                            Lately, it's been on my brain
                            Would you mind letting me know
                            If hours don't turn into days

                            #88966
                            Ugroza
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                              How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

                              Two. One to screw it almost in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

                              #88974
                              Anonymous
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                                Is it possible to die twice????

                                #92042
                                Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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                                  Why was the broken pencil of no use to the writer?

                                  Because it was pointless.

                                  HA

                                   

                                  Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

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