Cheesy Jokes (Writer’s Edition)

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December 29, 2020 at 11:08 am #88067
Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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What does Stephen King eat when he wants a cheesy snack?

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A Cheez-IT

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Okay, I’ll see myself out now.

Write your cheesy writerly jokes below.

Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)
December 29, 2020 at 11:43 am #88068
Linyang Zhang
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@not-so-secret-secret-assassin :facepalm:

Let’s see…do I have any good jokes…?

Why don’t escaped convicts make good writers?

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Because they never finish their sentences

I’m not really one to make jokes, haha.

Lately, it's been on my brain
Would you mind letting me know
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December 29, 2020 at 12:01 pm #88069
Jenna Terese
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I’m dead XD

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December 29, 2020 at 12:50 pm #88072
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Okay. Another.

How did the rock climber end his chapter?

With a cliffhanger!

Heh.

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December 29, 2020 at 12:55 pm #88074
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@jenwriter17 Me too!
December 29, 2020 at 3:28 pm #88086
Linyang Zhang
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@jenwriter17 @gracie-j

Just like my characters!

Lately, it's been on my brain
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December 29, 2020 at 6:21 pm #88122
Jenna Terese
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@devastate-lasting oh my word XD

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December 29, 2020 at 8:48 pm #88135
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@devastate-lasting 💀
December 30, 2020 at 9:03 am #88147
E. K. Seaver
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This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. 😂

The pen is mightier than the sword, but in a duel, I'm taking the sword.
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December 30, 2020 at 6:26 pm #88181
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Okay, new joke of the day,

So there’s a duck and everyone thinks this duck is the best novel writer to ever exist. BUT there’s another duck and everyone thinks IT’S the best novel writer to ever exist. Ya know what they call that?

A paraducks.

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December 30, 2020 at 6:28 pm #88182
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Oh, what a coincidence. My characters as well. Our characters have something in common, then. 😀

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December 31, 2020 at 10:52 am #88202
Linyang Zhang
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@not-so-secret-secret-assassin Lolol. Very funny joke, haha. But it could also work with foxes.

Lately, it's been on my brain
Would you mind letting me know
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January 12, 2021 at 8:11 pm #88966
Ugroza
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it almost in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
January 12, 2021 at 8:58 pm #88974
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Is it possible to die twice????
February 9, 2021 at 10:31 am #92042
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Why was the broken pencil of no use to the writer?

Because it was pointless.

HA

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