Hey Kingdom Pen! If you haven’t already noticed, we have finally launched our merch shop! Swag yourself with some sweet and beautifully designed Kingdom Pen T-shirts and hoodies!
What is more, we are having a grand opening Sale! 20% off all T-shirts, and 10% off hoodies from today through this weekend!
Upon donning one of these absurdly awesome apparel items, you will find yourself infused with preposterous amounts of writing inspiration and know-how. Stories of a power and magnitude unknown to mankind will flow from your finger tips (or the tip of your pen if you like to roll old school). Your friends will be amazed; your haters, silenced! You will change the world so much that the citizens of some town somewhere will name a street after you, and then subsequently change the name of that very street just days later upon the realization that no one wants to cross you.
Do you want to look like this?
With this KP gear, you will be able to count to infinity: multiple times. You will discover yourself winning games of Connect Four in only three moves. You will be able to start fires by rubbing two ice cubes together, and you will be able to swim through land.
All of this, and more, is possible if you but buy an item from the Kingdom Pen store!
Actually, no, not really. You won’t be able to do any of the above listed things, but it sure sounded pretty cool, didn’t it? And you still can be cool if you–okay.”Cool” might be too strong of a word. However, these items are still uber awesome! (In our moderately humble and biased opinions.)Â
And remember, 10-20% off  everything in the KP shop the 27th through the 30th! Click below to shop!
KINGDOM PEN SWAG STORE
Additionally!
We will be adding a new T-shirt design(s) to our shop of YOURÂ choosing! Today is the last day to vote in our T-shirt Quote Contest!
Well, that’s nice to know. I’m working my tail off trying to scramble together the last few bucks before the weekend. 😛 This should ease it up a bit. 😉
‘You will change the world so much that the citizens of some town somewhere will name a street after you, and then subsequently change the name of that very street just days later upon the realization that no one wants to cross you.’
Haha! That’s hilarious! I love puns, and that’s one of the best I’ve heard.