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  • #50944
    Lady Iliara
    @lady-iliara
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      Well, I didn’t see a topic like this, so I felt obliged to create one. You’re welcome. *swishes cape and vanishes into blackness*
      *trips on a rock*
      *picks self up*
      *dusts self off*
      Ahem. I will tell the first.
      If @dragon-snapper is on Kingdom Pen, what does that make her?
      (This is really obscure but let me give you a hint, it has something to do with King Arthur.)

      πŸ‘°πŸ»πŸ¦ŠπŸ’₯
      ENFJ-T. Arbitrary. Greet at your own risk. *trips on a rock*

      #50953
      Catwing
      @catwing
        • Rank: Chosen One
        • Total Posts: 2557

        @lady-iliara I don’t know cause I haven’t read King Arthur. I’ll let someone else guess.
        But if @dragon-snapper is on Kingdom Pen, what does that make us?
        Gold. πŸ˜›

        What someone thought when they heard about Beowulf.
        Be a wolf (or Be a Worf. Star Trek. πŸ˜› )

        IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

        #50960
        Aislinn Mollisong
        @aislinn-mollisong
          • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
          • Total Posts: 445

          Iliara…you brought the rocks. Put them back, now. Before Catwing trips on one and spews feathers and bugs everywhere.

          ENTP, Aether-borg Hero with cape obsession and fascination with swords.
          https://forums.theaetherli

          #50964
          Catwing
          @catwing
            • Rank: Chosen One
            • Total Posts: 2557

            *picks up rock* Oh, pretty.

            @aislinn-mollisong
            I can’t trip on rocks. I have four paws. :3

            IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

            #50970
            Louise Fowler
            @perfectfifths
              • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
              • Total Posts: 726

              @lady-iliara I have no idea. πŸ˜› @dragon-snapper What does that make you?

              What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters?

              Currently reading Les Miserables

              #50975
              Joy
              @dekreel
                • Rank: Chosen One
                • Total Posts: 2305

                @perfectfifths Short! It took me a while to get it. Good one!!


                @lady-iliara
                Does it have anything to do with the Knights at the Round Table, Camelot or the Holy Grail?

                You can pronounce it however you want.

                #50979
                Louise Fowler
                @perfectfifths
                  • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
                  • Total Posts: 726

                  @dekreel Yes! πŸ˜€

                  Currently reading Les Miserables

                  #50980
                  Lady Iliara
                  @lady-iliara
                    • Rank: Loyal Sidekick
                    • Total Posts: 144

                    @aislinn-mollisong *guards pile of rocks jealously* NO! ARIELLA GAVE THEM TO ME AND I WILL KEEP THEM IN HER HONOR!
                    Ok, ok, I’ll tell you. It makes her the Pendragon. 😁

                    (If no one gets it, I can explain… *slinks away to hide with rocks*

                    πŸ‘°πŸ»πŸ¦ŠπŸ’₯
                    ENFJ-T. Arbitrary. Greet at your own risk. *trips on a rock*

                    #50991
                    Snapper
                    @dragon-snapper
                      • Rank: Chosen One
                      • Total Posts: 3515

                      @lady-iliara
                      It makes Dragon Snapper very late. πŸ˜›
                      *tightens jacket*
                      Yes.
                      I am the Pendragon. *nods*

                      β˜€ β˜€ β˜€ ENFP β˜€ β˜€ β˜€

                      #51007
                      Silverclaw Bonnetfolly
                      @silverclaw-bonnetfolly
                        • Rank: Wise Jester
                        • Total Posts: 69

                        And The Lord said unto John, “Come forth and receive eternal life”…. But John cam in fifth and won a toaster.

                        #51008
                        Sink
                        @sarah-anson
                          • Rank: Loyal Sidekick
                          • Total Posts: 117

                          @dragon-snapper, you are King Arthur, I suppose? Or Pendragon as in the book series? πŸ™‚

                          *vader vibes*

                          #51028
                          Hannah
                          @salome01w4g
                            • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
                            • Total Posts: 991

                            @lady-iliara I don’t get it

                            NO! ARIELLA GAVE THEM TO ME AND I WILL KEEP THEM IN HER HONOR!
                            Ok, ok, I’ll tell you. It makes her the Pendragon. 😁

                            (If no one gets it, I can explain… *slinks away to hide with rocks*

                            • This reply was modified 7 years ago by Hannah.

                            ~I don’t know what I’m doing~

                            #51037
                            Aislinn Mollisong
                            @aislinn-mollisong
                              • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
                              • Total Posts: 445

                              @salome01w4g Well, you see…..it’s a bit hard to explain. Basically, when people (mostly Ilayne Merespark) would say they were signing on or off the game, they would say stuff like this.

                              Signing off! *swirls cape and disappears into shadows.* *trips on rock*

                              Eventually, Ariella Newheart admitted to placing the rocks (and digging holes for people to fall in, but we don’t need to go into all that) and it became a thing. There was a even a brief (and completely insane) role play topic called “Rocks and other stuff” because it got to be such a thing. (That ended in meteors, supermoderators, and Ghost Stanley. Yep.) (But it also inspired Ariella’s Quote Stories, which is incredibly awesome.)

                              So yeah. Answer your question?

                              ENTP, Aether-borg Hero with cape obsession and fascination with swords.
                              https://forums.theaetherli

                              #51131
                              Lady Iliara
                              @lady-iliara
                                • Rank: Loyal Sidekick
                                • Total Posts: 144

                                @aislinn-mollisong THAT is an excellent explanation. *chortles in delight*
                                And @catwing, that is funny! πŸ˜†

                                πŸ‘°πŸ»πŸ¦ŠπŸ’₯
                                ENFJ-T. Arbitrary. Greet at your own risk. *trips on a rock*

                                #51149
                                Catwing
                                @catwing
                                  • Rank: Chosen One
                                  • Total Posts: 2557

                                  @dragon-snapper *imagines a dragon wearing a jacket* *Laughs* Looks nice.

                                  @aislinn-mollisong
                                  Ohhh… Neat backstory.

                                  @lady-iliara
                                  Thank you, malady. πŸ˜› *hands you a cough drop*

                                  IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

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