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  • #199139
    Potato reporter
    @the_lost-journal
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      Quick note, if a random second one of these topics appears out of nowhere, ignore it!

      "We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)

      #199142
      Potato reporter
      @the_lost-journal
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        what the fudge

         

        "We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)

        #199143
        Potato reporter
        @the_lost-journal
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          “Hello and welcome back to potato news! I am Pristina!” – Pristina

          “And I am Phill! With a “PH”” – Phill

          “We’ve got some exciting news today! Isn’t that right Phill with a PH?” – Pristina

          “You’re right Pristina! We have just got news about a dancing panda! But before we get into that, let’s head into the weather!” – Phill

          “Right. Well there is a giant wind storm, heading right for Potato City! And we advise everyone to stay indoors!” – Pristina

          “Right, right! And now we have Poppy live there, right now! Outside…” -Phill

          “So what are the winds looking like Poppy?” – Pristina

          "We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)

          #199145
          Potato reporter
          @the_lost-journal
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            “Hey Phill, hey Pristina! Well as you see behind me, the winds are truly starting to pick up! And some of these trees have even gotten loose and- WAHHHH”- Poppy

             

            "We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)

            #199146
            Potato reporter
            @the_lost-journal
              • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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              “… She’s fine!” – Phill

              “Let’s head to Patrick with sports!” – Pristina

              “Hey all! Right now I am in the Pacheco stadium! Where the Bustles just beat the Squashes! It was 6 to 3! I do love some west potato ball! Next game will be played against the Ketuchups! So stay tuned!” – Patrick

              "We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)

              #199147
              Potato reporter
              @the_lost-journal
                • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
                • Total Posts: 802

                “Thanks Pat! Now, let’s see that dancing panda!” – Pristina

                “… sorry, but we lost the video…” – Peter

                “WHAT DID YOU SAY?! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS EVERY AND YOU LOST IT?!” – Phill

                “Uh, I thought the main news story was going to be about how they caught that potato killer who turned them into French fries…?” – Patrica

                “PATRICA!!!!!! YOU RUINED IT!!!!!!!” – Pristina

                "We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)

                #199148
                Potato reporter
                @the_lost-journal
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                  • Total Posts: 802

                  “And we are back! We are so sorry for that slight intuition!” – Phill.

                  “Yes, it was a little mishap on PATRICIA’s part!” – Pristina

                  “Yes, everyone hates Patrica…” – Phill

                  “Anyway! The French fry killer has just been unmasked!” – Pristina

                  "We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)

                  #199149
                  Potato reporter
                  @the_lost-journal
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                    • Total Posts: 802

                    “Yes! We have her right here! It is a individual that goes by the name of “Whaley” or also know as @whalekeeper ” – Phill

                    “Mmhm! We have her phone right here!” – Pristina

                    “As you see, very scary looking! Authorities are still on the hunt for her! So if you spot her, stay away and alert authorities!” – Phill

                    “And that is all for us today! Thank you for watching…” – Pristina

                    “Potato city new!” Pristina and Phill

                    “Only on channel 64.” – Phill

                    "We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)

                    #199153
                    Loopy
                    @loopylin
                      • Rank: Chosen One
                      • Total Posts: 2774

                      Now this is a news channel worth watching. *munches popcorn*

                      Official KP archivist ✨

                      #199154
                      Loopy
                      @loopylin
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                        *gasp!* Whaley!? I don’t believe it

                        Official KP archivist ✨

                        #199156
                        whaley
                        @whalekeeper
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                          "If I don't like something, it's probably sanctification. Ugh." -E.C.S.

                          #199157
                          whaley
                          @whalekeeper
                            • Rank: Chosen One
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                            "If I don't like something, it's probably sanctification. Ugh." -E.C.S.

                            #199158
                            whaley
                            @whalekeeper
                              • Rank: Chosen One
                              • Total Posts: 4212

                              "If I don't like something, it's probably sanctification. Ugh." -E.C.S.

                              #199160
                              Potato reporter
                              @the_lost-journal
                                • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
                                • Total Posts: 802

                                “Man, I can’t believe Patrica. She is sooo annoying.” – Phill

                                “I know right?! I just wish the boss would fire her.” – Pristina

                                “You know that were still live, right?” – Peter

                                “wait… what?!” – Phill.

                                “AH! WHAT IS HAPPENING  TO THE SCREENS!” – Pristina

                                “We’re being hacked!!!!!!” – Phill

                                “Whatever…” – Peter

                                 

                                "We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)

                                #199161
                                Loopy
                                @loopylin
                                  • Rank: Chosen One
                                  • Total Posts: 2774

                                  Dang it, I knew I shouldn’t have gotten one of these fancy new tvs. *starts aggressively pressing every button on my remote*

                                  Official KP archivist ✨

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