Share KP with the world! This T Shirt is so soft and stylish, you won’t want to take it off. But please do take it off and wash it once in awhile. If you don’t, it will start to smell. If it starts to smell, people will never get close enough to you to read it. If people never get close enough to read it, they will never know about KP. If people never know about KP, we’ll have to stop publishing your work and get jobs at McDonalds and live off Ramen noodles.
So please don’t wear this all the time. We don’t want to live off Ramen noodles.