We all know how many problems there can be in Christian romance novels (or *cough* Amish romance novels *cough*).
But do you know how to write one?
If so, never fear because Anna & Daniel have you covered.
(And yes; this is 100% legitimate advice… why do you ask?)
Music Credit: Andromeda Coast
XD Hah. Should have known this was coming cause Valentine’s day…
😀 ok. Well. I’ve never written a romance novel, but I think I shall start one now, with my newfound advice…
D’you reckon that if I mention the ‘date’ the story takes place it would steer the story down the wrong path or should I change it to the slightly clunkier ‘day the story takes place on’ just to be safe? Cause, you know, date is a touchy word and it might get misconstrued…
Yeah, definitely avoid that terminology at all costs. Romantic dates, calendar dates, food dates–the whole lot of them should be renamed to avoid confusion.
Yeah don’t mention calendar dates or worst of all fruit dates, as the mere mention of the word should cause a true Christian to immediately burn the book.
THE REAL KAPEEFER HAS BEEN UNLEEEEEASHEDDDD!!!
XD That first part was hilarious. No one to control him… Josiah, we need you.
This was hilarious…. Just sayin’. 😛
Yeah; I need to re-take control here at some point.
Once the reigns have been broken there is no going back…
Words fail me. This is the best.
We try to shell-shock our viewers into silence.
“If it’s not an emoji, it’s not an emotion.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is just…perfect.
Maxims to live by.
“Everyone knows your readers will copy everything your protagonist does.”
*evil grin* So if my protagonist, say, overthrows the government and elects me as the new president….
😉 😀
I was surprised at how long Daniel managed to keep a serious face in the middle. 😛 Great job, guys!
It’s honestly impressive. Guess he steps up when I’m not on the stage. >.>
Nice XD Yeah, I think we need you to come back, Josiah. I had to rapidly turn down the volume on my headphones several times XD
And the Xbox giveaway is still going on? *shakes head*
He was actually louder in the original footage. I had to tone that section down when editing the video, and I still probably didn’t do it enough.
Of course the giveaway is still on, if you would like to enter more time and get a “better” chance of winning, follow me on Instagram, like all my posts, and comment on my latest post. 😉 But if you want an even better chance of winning, send me $100 on PayPal and I will put your name in the drawing 100 times, hurry up and enter soon!
Haha….*crosses arms and glares*
Mild terror when Daniel “took over”…. *shudders* I think I blew and ear drum, his tirades aren’t very ear bud friendly 😀
Now I have to go back and seriously edit all the romance in my WIP…. *huff* XD
Oh and anna’s back!!
His tirades aren’t incredibly friendly in general.
XD. I love this. It’s kinda scary with no Josiah to control Daniel. And my favorite part of the video is always the ending. Cause it’s hilarious to see Josiah dying of laughter. And whoops…I have a TON to edit in my novel concerning the romance. I’d better make sure they always do the right thing. 😉
It’s even scarier when you’re on the other side of the camera and don’t know what he’s going to blurt out without you right next to him.
Yeah; I tend to die on a regular basis on this channel.
This was the first video of yours I’ve ever seen…I loved it so much, I went and watched 10 more of them. XD You guys are absolutely hilarious, how do you not laugh while filming the videos?! I was laughing so hard the entire time. 🙂
We have to rehearse these and shoot certain portions of the video multiple times to say it with a straight face. 😛
Daniel is going to get a sore throat from yelling at the camera for this long. xD
I know; right? He needs to take better care of his health.
Awesome 🙂 I died laughing, or I’d go write a Christian romance novel… 😀
Ah; pity. One less Christian romance novel that will now be out there in the world.
YES! A video that finally makes fun of never using the word ‘date’ or ‘dating’ in Christian romance!!! Seriously, people are waaaaaay to picky about this.
Oh, wait, NO! This is one hundred percent serious. I forgot.
Has anyone else noticed that when @therealkapeefer yells, his neck muscles tense up like Gollum’s? Creepy.
He also moves so fast, that it’s hard to get screenshots for memes. XD XD
Never noticed that before, but I may have to mention that to him now.
UGH! I mean @the-real-kapeefer
Haha, yeah, don’t even mention the love interest has a body! Well done, guys…I swore off Christian romances ago because of these absurd ideas. I have one question…if anybody sees this, what is a “Kapeefer?” I’ve been trying to puzzle it out for months now on my own, but I give up!
It stands for “Kingdom Pen Fan,” and Daniel made it up. This video is where the insanity started… https://kingdompen.org/how-to-write-the-worst-allegory-ever/ Enjoy! 😛
Haha, thanks! 🙂