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    Anne of Lothlorien
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      @dragon-snapper I have a bottle of fairie dust, and a bottle of poison. Green dyed water.

      ENFP - "One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane."

      #21115
      Snapper
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        You know you’re a writer when cleaning your room turns into a battle scene.

        ☀ ☀ ☀ ENFP ☀ ☀ ☀

        #21117
        Emma Flournoy
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          @Anne-of-Lothlorien What, did the Starburst wrapper taste bad or something?

          #21119
          Ethryndal
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            You know you’re a writer when you can never read a book or watch a movie without lapsing into an intense inner argument about how capably the writers handled the character development or plot structure. And yes, with the strange writers’ voice in your head. I’ve named mine Siri. I turn her on when I need to practice being outgoing.

            INTJ ➸Your friendly neighborhood mastermind. ➸https://thesarcasticelf.wordpress.com/

            #21126
            The Bean
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              You know you’re a writer when you cannot watch anything happen without describing it to yourself.

              #21140
              Snapper
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                @the-bean I know exactly what you mean.

                You know you’re a writer when cutting an onion turns into a tearful drama.

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                ☀ ☀ ☀ ENFP ☀ ☀ ☀

                #21197
                Hope Ann
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                  You know you are a writer when your brother comes into your room, blood dripping from his finger, and asks if you want blood for pictures…

                  INTJ - Inhumane. No-feelings. Terrible. Judgment and doom on everyone.

                  #21204
                  Sarah Hoven
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                    @the-bean Yes! I do that all the time.

                    #21313
                    Anonymous
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                      @hope that is hilarious.

                      You know your a writer when your happy about being choked in karate class because you now know what it feels like.

                      #21449
                      Anne of Lothlorien
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                        @emma-flournoy Yes it tasted very bad.

                        You know you’re a tired writer when you start writing a short story for your sister at eleven oclock at night about a girl who finds a trunk of treasures in her grandmother’s house and you wake up ontop of your story and it reads (in very scribbly writing) “Yes of course dear. Look around in the attic if you want. At night the white people of my dreams come out to dance the dance of moonlight.”

                        ENFP - "One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane."

                        #21451
                        Emma Flournoy
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                          @Anne-of-Lothlorien You’re on and it’s not Monday!

                          And that’s a quite odd nighttime story. 😛

                          #21453
                          Anne of Lothlorien
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                            @emma-flournoy I’m at my grandparent’s house for Thanksgiving.

                            ENFP - "One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane."

                            #21456
                            Emma Flournoy
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                              @Anne-of-Lothlorien Ah, okay. 🙂

                              #21502
                              Ethryndal
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                                @anne-of-lothlorien Seriously though, you could really do something with that. The white people of your dreams, dancing the dance of moonlight? Don’t throw that one out anytime soon.

                                You know you’re a writer when the best dream you ever had is the one where your main character was bullying you, just because you got to hear what she sounds like.

                                INTJ ➸Your friendly neighborhood mastermind. ➸https://thesarcasticelf.wordpress.com/

                                #27478
                                Adry_Grace
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                                  You know you’re a writer when you get up to read a paper in front of class, and edit it as you read because you “hadn’t thought of wording it that way” when you were editing the night before.

                                  You know you’re a writer when you wake up from an unusually strange dream and sit and think for 20 minutes to remember all of the slightest details to write down for later reference.

                                  You know you’re a writer when the best part of a tv shows humour is the character that enjoys word play. (e.g. “Why is everyone either overwhelmed or underwhelmed? Why is no one ever just whelmed?”)

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