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@dragon-snapper Awesomeness! I like happy people. I am a happy person. Does that imply that I like myself? Ok, that’s just weird. Really weird.
@dekreel I like Christmas stories as well! Especially because winter happens to be my favorite seasons, hehe.
And he said unto her, Daughter, thy faith hath made thee whole; go in peace.
*screams* Ah! Elf suddenly!
Mmm… You know, @ethryndal, there’s something about they way that you say ‘kid’ that makes me just wanna do the same thing that Kylo Ren is doing to that chair.
JK
And thank you. 😀 But wait, I thought that just being awesome made me Chosen One.
Let’s spell that out.
CHOSEN ONE.
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@dragon-Snapper *cackles* It’s called condescension, darling, and I’m quite good at it. *pats your head**nimbly dodges any and all attempts at melting*
Let’s take this moment to appreciate the fact that the role of “Chosen One” is one of the biggest cliches in modern fantasy, right up there with the Dread Bearded Mentors.
*cough* Just sayin’…
INTJ ➸Your friendly neighborhood mastermind. ➸https://thesarcasticelf.wordpress.com/
@ethryndal Yes, but the Chosen One’s get to do all the cool things.
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@shannon @dragon-snapper I’ll join you two!
@ethryndal *glares at you* I’m a mentor, but thankfully I don’t have a beard. 🙂 Either way, DON’T insult my rank! *draws sword blessed by Inigo Montoya*- Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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*silently fades into background to watch the madness unfold…*
@shannon You are wise. 😀
@emily Hi!
And unfortunately though…I actually am going to head out now. I’m going to ignore how long it usually takes me to worldbuild and say adios now. Bye!
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@Dragon-Snapper *cough* Like have their parents die, get chased by a bunch of murderous and ghoulish wraiths-on-wings, get their hands chopped off by a father who was SUPPOSED to be dead but actually is a supervillain, walk across Mordor in bare feet, get their finger bit off by a scrawny little jerk with hair problems, etc…
Where is the coolness in that, pray tell?
INTJ ➸Your friendly neighborhood mastermind. ➸https://thesarcasticelf.wordpress.com/
- Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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@dragon-snapper Au Revoir!
@emily, Oh, hi, I didn’t notice you. However, if you are here, I’m leaving too. JK, jk. But I really do have to go. Good bye!
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@ethryndal Hands chopped off? Fingers bit off? Wait a minute, does the finger biting happen after or before the hand chopping? Because in the first case, well, I don’t think it would matter much by that time…
However, it does seem that in either circumstance, the coolness has completely abandoned the title of “Chosen One”
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@dragon-snapper @shannon Ok. Bye!
@ethryndal Are you writing or are you only here to talk about stuff I don’t get (probably LotR) with Snapper?You don’t mean that, @dragon-snapper! You can’t leave! *bursts into Sam Gamgee sobbing*
*sigh* Farewell, my friend. Technically, I’m not even supposed to be here, anyway. *disappears in a puff of smoke**and actually means it this time*
INTJ ➸Your friendly neighborhood mastermind. ➸https://thesarcasticelf.wordpress.com/
@ethryndal Yes, but it’s worth it.
Wait.
Like have their parents die, get chased by a bunch of murderous and ghoulish wraiths-on-wings, get their hands chopped off by a father who was SUPPOSED to be dead but actually is a supervillain, walk across Mordor in bare feet, get their finger bit off by a scrawny little jerk with hair problems, etc…
AAHHHH!!!
No. No. I’ll break the cliche. Just you watch.
*turns around with the intent to do cool things without all the bad things, runs into a wall, and falls over backwards*
Cool things. *rolls out a very short scroll*
1. I can hold a sword.
2. I can go down in history!
3. I can wear a cape!
4. I can…I can…uh, not get my hand chopped off by people in dark masks who breath like this: “Kooper. Kooooooper.”☀ ☀ ☀ ENFP ☀ ☀ ☀
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