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    Mariposa Aristeo
    @mariposa
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    So I decided to take @ethryndal’s advice and post this on the forum so all you non-Instagramers could see it. πŸ˜‹

    Every New Year’s Eve, my family holds a gingerbread house decorating contest. Normal people would just decorate it to look pretty, right? Well, I’m weird and always theme my gingerbread houses. For the longest time, I could not come up with an idea for this year. But then it struck me: why not theme it after Kingdom Pen!

    Gingerbread

    Stuck on the roof are two gummy frogs and authentic frozen raspberries. (I nibbled on some and they were delicious! Warning: they are not to be used as building material because they drip, bleed, and are capable of ruining your masterpiece.)

    Yummy Snapper@dragon-snapper melting a chair.

    Daeus My poor attempt at King @daeus (I never said I was a master decorator).

    KapeeferUnderneath KaPeeFer are steaming cups of poison (a.k.a coffee).

    #58621

    Kate Flournoy
    @kate-flournoy
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    @mariposa *chokes on her left-over Christmas gingerbread and faints into the eggnog*

    Oh wow… I… I don’t even know what to say…


    Dekreel
    @dekreel
    • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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    @mariposaΒ  Wow. That’s…. awesomeist thing… yeah, @kate-flournoy, you and me both

    Pronounced DEE-kreel. ENFJ -T (or am I an ENFP...?)

    #58628

    NotAWriter
    @notawriter
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    This. Is. Amazing. πŸ˜€Β Β KingΒ @daeus is spot on.

    and I was so confused

    #58638

    Dragon Snapper
    @dragon-snapper
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    @mariposa This is epic. πŸ˜€ XD Love the frogs. And my fire.

    The only thing I don’t like about it is that you’re making me hungry.

    silverphoenixwriter.blogspot.com

    #58646

    Mariposa Aristeo
    @mariposa
    • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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    @kate-flournoy *dives into eggnog and rescues drowning maiden (or dragon as the case may be)*

    @dragon-snapper Here I’ll make you even more hungry: 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰

    #58649

    itisastarrynight
    @itisastarrynight
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    IT’S AWESOME!!!!!!! yass

    I can't believe it's not butter!

    #58654

    Aislinn Mollisong
    @aislinn-mollisong
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    @mariposa WHATINTHEEVENSISEVENTHAT!!!?!?!??!??!?!?

    Ahem. That’s amazing.

    Signed, Aislinn of Aethasia.
    *salute*

    #58661

    Dragon Snapper
    @dragon-snapper
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    @mariposa *blinks* Stop torturing me.

    silverphoenixwriter.blogspot.com

    #58662

    Ben P.
    @supermonkey42
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    @mariposa Impressive! I’ve never even gotten a gingerbread house to stand up, let alone look that good!

    Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong. -Luke Skywalker

    #58687

    Mariposa Aristeo
    @mariposa
    • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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    @supermonkey42 Don’t feel too bad (this gingerbread house was prebuilt). πŸ™ƒ However, a couple years ago I made a gingerbread house from the walls up, and although it turned out okay in the end, I had trouble keeping the roof from caving in. πŸ˜‚

    @dragon-snapper Torturing people is fun (and torturing dragons is even more fun). 😜

    #58715

    Ethryndal
    @ethryndal
    • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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    @mariposa This is just as great the second time as it was when I first saw it. I love how loyal we Keepers are. It’s like this downward spiral of corruption; once you become a Kapeefer, it will affect your life forevermore, and your family will be officially convinced that you’re crazy. It’s beautiful.

    https://thesarcasticelf.wordpress.com/

    #58733

    N. C.
    @daughteroftheking
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    @mariposa

    *fumbles for words*

    You know what, never mind. I’m not going to even try to explain how awesome it is. It’s too beautiful. πŸ˜€ Was it as tasty as it looks?

    But not without regard for the double negative!

    #58791

    Mariposa Aristeo
    @mariposa
    • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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    @ethryndal True, so true. πŸ˜‚

    @daughteroftheking Can I tell you a secret? *lowers voice* We never eat our gingerbread houses. Whoever made these kits did not make them for human consumptionβ€”the gingerbread is as hard as concrete. In fact, we know they are bad because last year we put the houses outside and the animals didn’t even touch them! But we got the kits after Christmas at a huge discount, so it wasn’t like we were throwing away a lot of money.

    #58800

    N. C.
    @daughteroftheking
    • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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    @mariposa *lowers voice* *puts on spy sunglasses to feel sneakier* Ah, I see. When we make them, we usually don’t eat them either.

    But not without regard for the double negative!

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